suddenly someone walks in, it appears to be a scientist... oh... i know what happened... some mad scientist kidnapped me to experiment on me. bad luck for them, since it's dark here, i have a chance to escape... if it wasnt because i can't see anything nor do i know how to exit this place...
suddenly the scientist appears in front of me!
Armand: fuck! i have to escape!
the scientist talks to me, seems like a nice person. i guess i was wrong, but then how did i get here? the scientist welcomes me to the "world of pokemon".
Armand: wait what? i know there are pokemon in this world, but isn't this the world of humans?
maybe i'm dreaming, that would explain why i'm in a dark room with literally nothing but darkness and the two of us.
the scientist introduces herself as "Professor Juniper".
Professor Juniper: this world is inhabited by mysterious creatures called pokemon
Armand: but everyone already knows that...
then the professor proceeds to talk about stuff everyone knows...
Professor Juniper: well, that's enough from me... could you tell me about yourself?
Armand: ehhh... sure?
Professor Juniper: Are you a boy? or a girl?
Professor Juniper: you're a boy, right?
Professor Juniper: I'd like to know your name. please tell me.
Armand: ... Armand
Professor Juniper: your name is Armand?
Armand: i just said it...
Professor Juniper: so your name's Armand! what a wonderful name!
now i really want to know wtf am i doing here... and having the weirdest conversation in the most creepy place with a scientist that probably kidnapped me...
Professor Juniper: could you tell me about your friend? the one that lives nearby.
Armand: oh no! not Tony!
i decide not to say anything, the professor doesn't say anything either...
this isn't going anywhere... and i still dont know how to get out of here... fine, let's end this, she knows where we live anyway...
Professor Juniper: would you mind telling me his name?
Armand: ... his name's Tony
Professor Juniper: Tony?
Professor Juniper: Armand! i'm going to entrust you with a pokemon. i'm sure you will be great partners!
Armand: whoa! my first pokemon! and i got it for free!
Professor Juniper: the moment you choose your pokemon to accompany you on your journey, your story will begin
Armand: wait what? what journey... story? huh?
Professor Juniper: during your journey you will meet many different people and pokemon.
Armand: wait when did i say i agreed to travel around the world or whatever you think i'm gonna do?
Professor Juniper: i hope you learn what is important to you as a result of your travels... that's right! befriend new people and pokemon and grow as a person! that's the most important goal of your journey!
Armand: i didn't even agree to travel... and traveling around the world just to socialize with others isn't exactly "the most important goal of my life"
i had enough of this, i just wanted to go. but then i remembered the professor said she would give me my first pokemon... wait a second... she's going to give me my pokemon only if i agree to do that journey thing, right?
ugh >.< fine! i'll do it
Armand: ok... give me my pokemon so we can start the... journey?
Professor Juniper: let's go visit the world of pokemon!
Armand: huh? but we already... you mean another world with only pokemon? no humans? ok... hey wait! i don't have my pokemon yet! don't tell me we're going to the pokemon world to capture it...
that was the last thing i remember, i'm sure she gave me a sleeping pill or something because the next i remember is that it was morning and i was in my room.
Armand: damn... was that a dream? or...
i looked around, there were no pokemon, i had no pokeballs. i still don't have my pokemon.
Armand: yea, it must have been a dream
then mom comes home, were was she?
Armand: mom was out, hmmm, what time is it? did i woke up late again?
Mom: Armand, i'm home! Do you know Professor Juniper? she's a famous pokemon researcher
Armand: nope, never heard of her before, but that name sounds familiar...
wait a second... isn't that the scientist from last night? then it was real! D:
but then why don't i have my pokemon... did she really kidnapped me just for her weird experiments? AND THEN SHE DUMPED ME AND I DIDN'T GET MY POKEMON I WAS GONNA RECEIVE AS PAYMENT!!
Armand: THAT BITCH!!!
i couldn't hold it and i screamed that, luckily for me a truck passed nearby at that moment and mom couldn't hear me
Mom: she's an old friend of mine and she called for the first time in ages.
damn... good thing she didn't hear when i called her a bitch. thank you, whoever was driving that truck. hey, what was a truck doing here anyway? oh well, i'm thankfull the truck came just in time.
Mom: Armand, do you want to have a pokemon?
this sounds suspicious... i know the professor is behind this. but i had to play along if i wanted my pokemon...
Armand: of course!
then mom talks a bit about pokedexes, but i already knew about them.
Mom: you want a pokedex, right?
Mon: Armand: your course of action has been set!
Armand: wait what
Mom: a girl named Bianca has come here to meet you
Armand: what does that have to do with... eh! we have been talking for a long time and no one is coming... or did you keep her waiting outside all this time? what's wrong with you?
Mom: she's professor Juniper's assistant
Armand: oh fuck! eh i mean... oh great!
Mom: i was told to look for a big green hat
Armand: uhh... ok? why are you telling me?
Mom: that's right, you're going to look for Bianca
Armand: Wtf? why me... THEN DON'T TELL ME SHE CAME HERE TO MEET ME
Mom: and then you'll get a pokedex and a pokemon to be your partner
Armand: ... fine
Mom: oh, your Xtransceiver's in your bag, right?
Mom: do you know how to open your bag?
Armand: wtf? yes i know how to open my bag
Mom: the girl's name is Bianca. i was told you should look for a big green hat
Armand: nope, you told me YOU were told to look for that
Mom: she might be lost because this is her first time here, go look for her!
Armand: Damn! what's wrong with you two? how did you and that professor think that it was a good idea to send someone to a completely unknown city all by herself?
poor Bianca, how dare that professor leave her in an unknown city without even a map... where did she left her anyway? when mom told me she was the professor's assistant, i thought she was willingly helping her in her experiments, but now i realize she's just another victim, just like me. but it's worse for her: if she's her assistant that means the professor forces her to do stuff and knows where she lives... oh fuck! the professor knows where i live too! and Tony!
first things first, i have to save Bianca.