I have been inspired. I shall document my adventure through Pokémon White 2 as Xiviette and Duskin make their ways through Pokémon Black 2.
Neat little cut-scene introducing you to your hometown.
And now I'm off to find Bianca.
And once again I'm off..
Old dude; green hair. Nope, neither of them. Girl; guy. Neither of them. Why am I so slow?!
Orange hat; that girl from before. Dammit, where is she?
Shut the hell up, mom. You're almost as annoying as Taiyosu.
Oh! I almost forgot! She hands me another gift: Running Shoes. Yay~ Now I can move faster. Perfect fit! I'll read the instructions for you
Dammit. I can read, you know!
"Hold the B Button the run faster than normal. Put on the Running Shoes and around to your heart's content!"
Again. B Button doesn't do anything. The J Key does.
Taiyosu's Sister gives me another gift: Town Map.
I want you to give one to my big brother.
Dammit I dun wanna. Leave 'im be, I say.
That's a good idea! Even if it is a single road to the ocean, having a Town Map is always nice.
Dammit. Couldn't you take my side for once?
Then Bianca gets all mushy and we head to Route 19 to learn how to catch Pokémon. Bon voyage!
Inventory
- Introduction:
- First thing I notice: The iconic Pokémon professor, Professor Oak, is no longer the one greeting you at the beginning of the game. Did he retire, or is this simply because it's a different Region? No matter.
I decide to name myself Xaqairy (Love that name). As for my rival, why not something just as unique? I decided on Taiyosu, but I'll call him Tai on here.
Neat little cut-scene introducing you to your hometown.
- Mother:
- Xaqairy, I'm home! As I meet her in the hall, she continues. Do you know Professor Juniper?
Nope, never heard of her in my life, who the hell is she?
Actually, she's an old friend of mine, and she called me today for the first time in ages!
Oh, gee. I wonder who the hell would want to be your friend. What did she want?
This is out of the blue, but, Xaqairy! Do you want to have a Pokémon?
You must be retarded. Why else would I be playing this damn game?
Well then, do you know what a Pokédex is?
Let's see... The little encyclopedia thingy that tells you all about about a Pokémon after only seeing it once? Yeah.
You want a Pokédex, right?
How the hell else would I know what other people are talking about? Bulbapedia?
Your course of action has been set. A girl named Bianca has come here to meet you!
Oh, fuck. Really? Another one of your damn blind dates?
She's Professor Juniper's assistant. I was told to simply look for a big, green hat!
Really... A big, green hat? This is low. Even for you.
That's right! You're going to go look for Bianca. And then you'll get a Pokédex and a Pokémon to be your partner!
So this isn't a blind date? Why didn't you say so before? Geez.
Oh! Your Xtransceiver's in your Bag, right?
My Xtran-what?
Do you know how to open your bag?
Dammit woman. How old do you think I am? You know damn well I don't know this.
I'll send you off with these words from "Adventure Rules."
Oh, great. You're gonna quote something, aren't you...
"The X Button is vitally important for Trainers."
I have an X Button? It doesn't do anything on the Emulator... You must mean the I Key.
OK! Off with you now! Go look for Bianca, OK!
Fine.
And now I'm off to find Bianca.
- Taiyosu:
- Oh, great. There's Tai and his sister.
Hey! You get a Pokémon yet?
Do you see any Pokéballs on me anywhere? I'm looking for the wench with a big, green hat.
There aren't any Pokémon Trainers around here, and I'm getting bored!
Then go away. I don't like you.
A person named Bianca is giving you a Pokémon? Really?
Yes. Really. Now shoo! I'm busy.
Xaqairy...
What?
If you get a Pokémon, take really, really good care of it, OK?
What else would I do? Eat it?
Tai looks at his sister. Yeah... OK! Let's go get your Pokémon!
Oh, fuck. Go away. I don't need your help.
There's something I have to do!
You should've gone before you left, Taiyosu.
And to do that, I need someone I can trust besides my partner Pokémon. A person I can trust!
Well, I ain't holding it for you.
That's right! I'm talking about you! You seem like you've got good instincts!
What did I just say? Do you even listen to me?
Tai and his sister look at each other.You head on home.
OK, big brother!
And do me a favor. Take Taiyosu with you!
Bye-bye, Xaqairy!
All riiight! Let's go find that person named Bianca!
And once again I'm off..
Old dude; green hair. Nope, neither of them. Girl; guy. Neither of them. Why am I so slow?!
- PokéCenter:
- Wait!
Nope, you stay here. I'm leaving.
I was just in the Pokémon Center, and there wasn't anyone like that there.
Did you think that maybe I wasn't going in there? Duh! Dumbass.
Orange hat; that girl from before. Dammit, where is she?
- Outlook:
- Oh, I get it.
What now?
The outlook is Aspertia's most famous spot! I'll bet Bianca is up there looking at the scenery!
And you would know this how?
C'mon! Go get your Pokémon already!
Fine, I'm going. Sheesh.
- Bianca:
- Oh, finally. Big, green hat. Must be her. Dammit, Taiyosu!
It's sooo pretty!
Yep, definitely someone not from around here. Gotta be Bianca.
Hey there! Don't you agree?
Don't expect me to agree with anything about scenery...
Oh! My name is Bianca! I'm the assistant of the Pokémon Professor - Professor Juniper.
I already know that. Gimme.
By the way, I'm looking for someone. Do you know a person named Xaqairy?
Let's see. Small town, I'm pretty sure everyone knows Xaqairy... That's me, dumb broad
Oh, wait! You're Xaqairy!
I just said that...
Wooow! You're ex-act-ly like what I heard!
Fuck. There goes my chance with her. What the hell did my mom put on the internet?!
Nice to meet you!
Yeah, yeah. Gimme.
I have a really important request to ask you!
Damn. Nothing's free. What is it?
Will you help us complete the Pokédex?
Complete the Pokédex... Dammit, woman. Thought you were gonna ask something hard. (Sarcastic, btw)
Oh, wow, thanks! Your support will help Professor Juniper's research move forward!
I don't care. For the third time: GIMME!
Anyway, filling up the Pokédex is totally fun!
Gimme!
Ok, then. Ta-daaa! In here is the Pokémon that will be your partner! Choose a Pokémon.
Dammit. Choices. The snake, the pig, or the otter... Pffff. No contest. Fire pig it is!
Oh, wow! You and Tepig are a perfect match!
I bet you would've said that about whomever I picked... You liar.
By the way, would you like to give a nickname to the Pokémon you chose?
Yeah, no.
Oh, OK, gotcha. You're not going to give it a nickname.
Now you've got your Pokémon, so I'll give you this, too - a Pokédex!
Well, duh. How could I fill it up if I don't have it?
Totally looks like a Digivise...
You want to know what it does?
It records Pokémon information after sighting it just once. I know this already...
Heeey! How long are you planning on keeping me waiting, anyway?
As long as it takes for me to figure out a way to fucking ditch you. Shoo.
Hey! What's that?
Duh. It's a Pokéball.
So that's your partner, huh? That's great! My sister already said so, but take really good care of your Pokémon! Got it?
Yes. I got it. Now go away.
What's that you're holding there?
It's a Pokédex!
Please give me a Pokédex, too! I want to get stronger!
Don't do it! It's a trap!
If I have a Pokédex, I can learn more about Pokémon... That'll make me tougher, right?
Bianca looks ate Tai funny. Um... who are you again?
Hahaha! No Pokédex for you!
I'm Taiyosu! I'm going to travel the Unova region with my Pokémon partner in order to search for something very important!
What? Someone who likes you?
After thinking it over: Well, OK!
Fuck.
I don't really get it, but going on a journey is always good! Anyway, I just happen to have another Pokédex on me!
Oh, what the fuck? Why would you have an extra one?
It looks like Pokémon distribution has really changed compared to two years ago, so the more, the merrier! Bianca gives Tai a Pokédex. Oh, I thought of something cool! You both have Pokémon, right? Why don't you have a Pokémon battle?
I don't wanna hang around him anymore. He's annoying as hell.
Let's see how good a Trainer you are! I'll use my Oshawott that I raised from an Egg!
Shut the hell up.
I totally 2HKO'd his Oshawott and my Tepig grew to Lv. 6! Yay~
And Tai mumbles something about leaving first, but I pay him no mind.
The Pokémon on both sides did their best! But this little one is still weak, so battle with it and make it stronger!
Shush. I totally 2HKO'd his ass.
All righty, let's go make your Pokémon better at the Pokémon Center!
Where else would I go?
- PokéCenter:
- Bianca shows me around, but I don't pay much attention. I've been in here before. I get a nice gift: Pokéballs. Yay~
Shut the hell up, mom. You're almost as annoying as Taiyosu.
Oh! I almost forgot! She hands me another gift: Running Shoes. Yay~ Now I can move faster. Perfect fit! I'll read the instructions for you
Dammit. I can read, you know!
"Hold the B Button the run faster than normal. Put on the Running Shoes and around to your heart's content!"
Again. B Button doesn't do anything. The J Key does.
Taiyosu's Sister gives me another gift: Town Map.
I want you to give one to my big brother.
Dammit I dun wanna. Leave 'im be, I say.
That's a good idea! Even if it is a single road to the ocean, having a Town Map is always nice.
Dammit. Couldn't you take my side for once?
Then Bianca gets all mushy and we head to Route 19 to learn how to catch Pokémon. Bon voyage!
Inventory
- Pokémon:
- Hasty Tepig: M; Lv.6
- Items:
- Pokéballs x10
- Medicine:
- TMs & HMs:
- Berries:
- Key Items:
- Xtransceiver
Pal Pad
Town Map x2
- Free Space: