I'm playing as the male character because Kyouhei all day erryday. Anyways game starts and I'm in my house where my mom is interrogating me:
KYOUHEI YOU WANT A POKEMON?
KYOUHEI YOU WANT A POKEDEX
NOOOO 649 POKEMANS TOO MUCH
KYOUHEI BE MORE AGREEABLE PLS
I run into my rival guy and I named him Zane. He looks like a Zane. Zane is so...I can't describe him. APPARENTLY I'M HIS WINGMAN AND I WAS BORN TO BE HIS WINGMAN.
He stalks me to Bianca
ANYWHO I GRAB AN OSHAWOTT CUZ RLLY. SAMU-OTTER 2 KEWLS. I proceed to name my oshawott Shindou until I realized it has ovaries... Y U FUGS FEMALE AND DOCILE
Bianca gives me a Pokédex cus mom forced me and everyone is conspiring against me. Sob.
THEN MY PUSHY RIVAL GETS ALL CUTESY
OMG KYOUHEI WUTS DAT SHINY POKéDEX IN YO HAND? I WUNT ONE.
Ofc Bianca gives him one. "More the merrier" WHAT WILL GO WRONG FROM GIVING A STRANGER CHILD AN IMPORTANT DEVICE?
Tutorial thing happens and Bianca gives me balls and drags me outside to show me how to use my balls. Mom finally rewards me for enduring her interrogation. *KYOUHEI LEARNED HOW TO RUN* AND THE MOMENT BLOWS UP WHEN ZANE'S SISTER MAKES ME CHASE HIM DOWN.
Bitch. Imma hunt you down Zane and imma chuck this extra town map in yo face.
So...heading towards the next town a pedo appears and offers me "training." What are these people thinking? Letting children go out in the world with powerful mutant creatures and now allowing them to follow strangers. GG.
His pedo vision kicks in when he brings me near his house and tells me to gtfo. KYOUHEI YOU BETTER GIVE THAT EXTRA TOWN MAP TO ZANE. COME BACK LATER BBY AND BRING YO CUTE FREND QURL.
OKAY ALDER. OKAY.
Then I find Zane at this ranch place...he doesn't know why he's there and he doesn't gaf. PERFECT MOMENT FOR A POKéBATTLE! DUNDUNDUN. I win. gtfo of here Zane!
WILD RANCHERS APPEARED! Now I'm compelled to find a lost overgrown puppy. THANKS ZANE.
"Pokémon just don't wander off on their own"
GENIUS! ZANE! GENIUS!
Ofc I find the herdier and some grunt is backing it up in a corner...
"Have you ever heard of Team Plasma?"
"We're the righteous group that tried to conquer Unova two years ago"
So...the grunt gets mad and throws TM 21 frustration at me instead of battling me. Team Rocket more hardcore.
Grateful owner comes for the herdier and Zane follows him back. Zane needs to learn how to chill. Always so pessimistic. "YOUR POKéMON MIGHT HAVE BEEN GONE FOR GOOD!"
Omerghad now to head back to pedo Alder! One thing leads to another...I have to battle his other pedo candies because I've "grown" too much. Alder doesn't want to train me anymore sob.
Fleeing Alder's pedo cave...I run into another weirdo stranger who gives me a free item! Yay! Now I'm a boy scout! *KYOUHEI EARNED A NEWB MEDAL*
So how are you gaiz? How goes the BW2 gameplay? I'll post up links tomorrow if you guys haven't played. Er and I'll be rambling throughout my B2 gameplay! WOOT